Funnies

A few funny moments the past few days:

I thought I was in labor (or hoping I was) while in the shower the other night. Honestly, showering is the only time I am naked, so these things may have been occuring and I am just now noticing. Anyway, I looked down between my boobs and watched my stomach as it rolled around in to this bizarre shape. The only way to describe it is like a snake swallowing her live prey. I screamed for Cpt J who was outside smoking - I waddled out, naked, banged on the slider and beckoned him to come inside. While like a lightening bolt he was there watching - calm as a cucumber (has anyone actually seen an upset cucumber?). So, it came and went. No baby, only Braxton Hicks.

We went for the car seat and stroller yesterday. yippee! My cousin's pram cost them 700 pounds - WTF? Our's was under $200, the whole shabang! Anyway, I picked up a diaper genie after returning something God awful that my MIL purchased, and out we went. Well, J crashed into a cart propped up against this cement barrier thing outside and busted his eyebrow on the corner of the box. He was in such a "nerve induced" hurry to get out of there and with the boxes in the way, he crashed... it was freakin' hilarious. Thank God for the pantyliner, I peed again.

Cpt J's wife wishing America a Happy Birthday