Can I Still Call It Cooter?

I have been nauseous, is there such a thing as delayed morning sickness?

Cpt J has a head cold of some sort. This guy is so lucky, two DAYTIME severe congestion and he has been asleep for hours.

I am now addicted to Edy's lime frozen fruit bars. Due to my SUGAR PROBLEM, I am limited to two a day. I could eat those little suckers morning, noon and night.

My ankles have started to swell and I am HOT all the time (even in the air conditioning).

I craved a cigarette for the first time in 35 weeks yesterday.

Cpt J and I danced to Alabama in the nursery this morning. That was the first time in a long time we have slow danced without him wanting sex.

I have started to worry that J will be in the air when I go into labor.

I keep waiting for the nesting phase... Let it fall where it may and I will get it later, the total opposite of who I used to be.

I can't believe how forgetful I have become.

Next week I go for my first vaggie feel and extended fetal monitoring. Can't wait to hear the little boo's heartbeat for 20 minutes straight, but not looking forward to Dr. C's hand up my cooter. Now that I am almost 40 and going to be someone's mom can I still refer to my va-j-j as a cooter and other random words?

Cpt J's wife at 35 weeks, 3 days