Well, we made it back from the beach safe and sound. I do have a sunburn though and it is in an awful place. That area just barely in your armpit. My suit jacket is rubbing it, I feel like I have some sort of weirdo armpit fat that is rubbing it... it just sucks. Poor 'ole Cpt J had to put his uniform on this morning and the tops of his legs are burnt. Poor pup.
Speaking of pups. I decided a long time ago that my doggie has a mental illness. My mom let me know yesterday that "he just senses how you are feeling." Ew, not sure how to handle that one. So, doggie slept with me all night and gave me the sad eyes this morning. Actually it was more like, "you dumb cow I can't believe you are leaving me home alone today." It's amazing how guilty a dog can make you feel. I rescued him 10 years ago and it has always been this way. I used to live in a loft that he could look through a balcony down to the landing. I would have to fight it every day to look up. If I did, I would have to walk all the way back up to kiss him again. Damn, I am whipped!!
It's back to the grind. Keeping busy until next weekend.
Oh, by the way my FIL informed me that in order to get pregnant I need to drink whiskey and have sex upside down in the bathtub. What the hell, won't I drown? If anyone has a better visual on that one, please let me know.
Air kisses,
Cpt J's wife
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